Kim Kardashian Pregnancy: SO Painful! Maybe Marrying Again

The reality star opened up on last night's Ryan Seacrest with The Kardashians: An E! News Presentation(the actual title!) and admitted that expecting a baby isn't just another income source that results in tabloid covers and diet deals.

It can actually hurt!

"It’s just really painful everywhere," Kim said on the ridiculous special, while Khloe Kardashianelaborated:

“Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt.”

Fortunately, her Facebook feed is A-OK and she's been able to keep followers updated on her condition.

Aside from physical discomfort, Kardashian says she has grown concerned over the health of her baby and often checks with the Internet to see what possibly hiccups may befall the tyke.

“I get really paranoid and start Googling things and the images that come up are really scary, and it just freaks me out all the time."

However, there is one positive to the pain and the paranoid: Kim's state is helping Khloe accept hers, that of childless wife.

“I am loving my life every single second," Khloe told Seacrest. "It’s scaring me to death to have a baby.”

Finally, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians producer asked Kim about marrying Kanye West. Now that is officially divorced from Kris Humphries, would she ever walk down the aisle for the third time?

“I do think I would get married again," she replied. "That’s what I’ve always wanted and just because you think you find it and realize that’s not it. I think I was brave enough just to realize that quickly and not waste time and I found what I really wanted."

I'm a "Hypocrite" For Having a Baby Before Marriage - Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has weathered a storm of criticism throughout her pregnancy, and the latest negative remark is coming from ... Kim herself?

That's right. In a recent interview with Ryan Seacrest for a special about the Kardashian family, Kim said she feels hypocritical for having a baby outside of marriage — because she previously criticized her sister Kourtney for doing just that.

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"I've said some things that I completely am a hypocrite about now," Kim admits to Seacrest in the upcoming Ryan Seacrest With the Kardashians: An E! News Presentation. "I would say things about Kourtney like, 'You cannot have a baby without being married.'"

Of course, Kim was married when she announced her pregnancy — just not to her baby's father. Kim's divorce from Kris Humphries was finalized just this week, though her baby (with Kanye West) is due in July.

The Complete Kardashian Diaries: On Sale Now!

Ellen Pearson and In Touch Weekly are undaunted by the Kardashians.

Even with Kourtney, Khloe and Kim filing a lawsuitagainst their ex step-mother for leaking diary entries written years ago by their father, the tabloid has come out with a special issue dedicated solely tothese excerpts.

Teasing the "complete Kardashian diaries" as telling a story of "greed, lies and betrayal," the collector's item reveals heretofore never seen documents written by Robert Kardashian when his children were young.

Among the tidbits supposedly revealed by these entries:

•  Kim Kardashian kept her feelings about her parents' divorce to herself, while her friends avoided her due to these family issues.

•  A 10-year old Kourtney Kardashian was withdrawn and changed her personality soon after her parents split.

•  Khloe Kardashian, five years old when her parents separated, was especially independent.

The diaries also feature allegations that Kris Jenner cheated on Robert, while also detailing her alleged abusive behavior.

This In Touch Weeklyissue is on sale now.

Khloe Kardashian Pregnant, Tabloid Claims/Asks: Who is the Father?!?

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:

She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!

OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages.

The National Enquirer, meanwhile, wonders whether Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, causing us to ask:

Which of these tabloid stories do you think is most likely to be true?

Michael Girgenti fathered Kourtney's baby!

Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy!

Khloe is pregnant with The Game's child!

The Kardashians set to Launch Self-Tanning Line

Listen up, here’s some Good news for all the wanna be's, you can be like the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

 “I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California,” Kim says. “Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face... so we wanted a system that was really easy but yet is a full system.”

Whose Vagina Smells Best? Kourtney & Kim Kardashian Put each Other to the Test

This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.

Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.

Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?

Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.

The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.

No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.

Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.

Khloe: "I don't know how I get pulled into this stuff." Talk to the writers of this contrived, scripted nonsense, girl. We know it's not even real! Minus 50.

When it came time for the "sniff test," Kim won out, barely.

Minus 30, because we find just that hard to believe, and Minus 10 more for the fact that Khloe had to judge it ... but Plus 20 for the amusement of it all.

Speaking of Khloe, she got The X Factor job this week!

Minus 40 because the Khloe Kardashian nip slip saga dominated her first week on the terrible Fox show, and it did not get much better from there.

Meanwhile, with the girls in London for a Kardashian Kollection launch, Scott decides to have a little "alone time" at the house. Lord Disick style! Plus 50.

We're talking a raging party complete with a Elizabethan clothes, a jester and a British butler. Good times, but really all he wants is Kourt and the kids.

Aww. Plus 10.

Scott: "I love you baby, I want more than that." Well as long as you get down to 93 pounds … that's the dream right there. Gotta get on that, babe.

EPISODE TOTAL: -40! SEASON TOTAL: +453!