Kim Kardashian Pregnancy: SO Painful! Maybe Marrying Again

The reality star opened up on last night's Ryan Seacrest with The Kardashians: An E! News Presentation(the actual title!) and admitted that expecting a baby isn't just another income source that results in tabloid covers and diet deals.

It can actually hurt!

"It’s just really painful everywhere," Kim said on the ridiculous special, while Khloe Kardashianelaborated:

“Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt.”

Fortunately, her Facebook feed is A-OK and she's been able to keep followers updated on her condition.

Aside from physical discomfort, Kardashian says she has grown concerned over the health of her baby and often checks with the Internet to see what possibly hiccups may befall the tyke.

“I get really paranoid and start Googling things and the images that come up are really scary, and it just freaks me out all the time."

However, there is one positive to the pain and the paranoid: Kim's state is helping Khloe accept hers, that of childless wife.

“I am loving my life every single second," Khloe told Seacrest. "It’s scaring me to death to have a baby.”

Finally, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians producer asked Kim about marrying Kanye West. Now that is officially divorced from Kris Humphries, would she ever walk down the aisle for the third time?

“I do think I would get married again," she replied. "That’s what I’ve always wanted and just because you think you find it and realize that’s not it. I think I was brave enough just to realize that quickly and not waste time and I found what I really wanted."

The Complete Kardashian Diaries: On Sale Now!

Ellen Pearson and In Touch Weekly are undaunted by the Kardashians.

Even with Kourtney, Khloe and Kim filing a lawsuitagainst their ex step-mother for leaking diary entries written years ago by their father, the tabloid has come out with a special issue dedicated solely tothese excerpts.

Teasing the "complete Kardashian diaries" as telling a story of "greed, lies and betrayal," the collector's item reveals heretofore never seen documents written by Robert Kardashian when his children were young.

Among the tidbits supposedly revealed by these entries:

•  Kim Kardashian kept her feelings about her parents' divorce to herself, while her friends avoided her due to these family issues.

•  A 10-year old Kourtney Kardashian was withdrawn and changed her personality soon after her parents split.

•  Khloe Kardashian, five years old when her parents separated, was especially independent.

The diaries also feature allegations that Kris Jenner cheated on Robert, while also detailing her alleged abusive behavior.

This In Touch Weeklyissue is on sale now.

The Kardashians File Law Suit Over Leaked Diary Entries

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob are suing Ellen Pearson - the widow of Robert Kardashian - for leaking diary entries of their late father to In Touch Weekly. Standing up for their supposedly horrible mother.

The tabloid ran a handful of features a few weeks ago in which it painted Jenner in an awful light, using Robert Kardashian's own words to claim she abused Kim and once locked Rob in a car.

According to TMZ, the Kardashians claim the diary is their property and Pearson has infringed on their copyright.

As the website notes: Jenner is not suing Pearson for defamation, meaning she is not challenging any of the ugly accusations. Hmmm....

PHOTO: Khloe Kardashian Wardrobe Malfunction

Khloe Kardashian - and most of America - are giving thanks to Spanx.

The reality star accidentally pulled a Marilyn Monroe, as a gust of wind caused her dress to fly up on the streets of Los Angeles.

And, of course, a paparazzi was standing nearby to get a perfect shot of the near wardrobe malfunction.

"Shorts, spanks, boy shorts under a dress/skirt are a must!" Khloe Tweeted soon after the world was spared a shot of her privates.

Khloe Kardashian Pregnant, Tabloid Claims/Asks: Who is the Father?!?

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:

She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!

OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages.

The National Enquirer, meanwhile, wonders whether Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, causing us to ask:

Which of these tabloid stories do you think is most likely to be true?

Michael Girgenti fathered Kourtney's baby!

Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy!

Khloe is pregnant with The Game's child!

The Kardashians set to Launch Self-Tanning Line

Listen up, here’s some Good news for all the wanna be's, you can be like the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

 “I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California,” Kim says. “Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face... so we wanted a system that was really easy but yet is a full system.”

I'm Not Banging Khloe Kardashian! The Game Clears the Air.

Let the record show that The Game denies a recent tabloid report that the rapper has been putting it to Khloe Kardashian on the down low.

Pics surfaced showing Game and Khloe hugging it out in L.A.'s Runyon Canyon Park, where Game's been doing a "60 Days of Fitness" program.

Khloe and Rob Kardashian are also doing the program, Game says. 

They hang out. That's it.

"The pictures that they see of us out together are because she is a part of my 60DaysofFitness team," Game says. "Khloe is my friend. She is like a sister."

"[Khloe and I] have never and will never be sleeping together. Lamar is my homie and her husband and I wish people wouldn’t spread such false rumors."