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Friday, April 19, 2013

I Love How Jesus Is Gay And Bangs His Disciples - Kemi Olunloyo

 
@hiphossip hi Kemi. Can't see u on facebook. Did u block me?someone said u r cussing out Jesus.u wouldn't dare wud u?that's a no no!
— StellaDimokoKorkus (@SDimokoKORKUS) April 19, 2013

@hiphossip what proof do u have that Jesus was gay?becareful what u say before God strikes u.u goin crazy or what?
— StellaDimokoKorkus (@SDimokoKORKUS) April 19, 2013


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@sdimokokorkus Why would God strike me? There is nothing wrong with being GAY! There are gay ppl where u live.
— HipHossip Global® (@HipHossip) April 19, 2013
@hiphossip I asked4 proof dat u hve of Jesus being gay.I got notin against gay but it is WRONG!wc bible verse supports being gay?am waitn!
— StellaDimokoKorkus (@SDimokoKORKUS) April 19, 2013
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Monday, April 1, 2013

Nigerians get with the program. U are so backward - Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo

Nigerians get with the program. U are so backwards carrying those SHIT things called Blackberrys. In US/Cdn,... fb.me/2QTGk42YK
— Facebook Drama Queen (@MadamGovernorFB) April 1, 2013




Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo · 11,188 like this.
44 minutes ago · 
  • Nigerians get with the program. U are so backwards carrying those SHIT things called Blackberrys. In US/Cdn, nobody uses those anymore. Only Androids and I-phones. We hardly use cameras either. Many of u illiterates in my page claim my pic with Bolaji looks old and was not taken today. It was not a camera. I only use a samsung phone and Instagram. Get instagram and start filtering your pics. Technology is passing u by!! Follow me at www.instagram.com/hiphossip
    I filter all my pics and will filter this pic from my phone 7 times before I go to sleep tonite.

    #SMH

    KOO
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    • Ahmad Rufai U ar disturbing me
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    • Obafemi Abiodun Olumuyiwa KOO @times u don't get yr onions rt do u know dat Rome was not built in a day we shall also get there.
      Like · Reply · 40 minutes ago via mobile
    • Nmachi Benhermas Who cares? U mst be hungry,go and eat or sleep its late.
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Friday, March 15, 2013

Kemi Olunloyo Yabs Nigerian Ladies - “I’m 49…And My Boobs Are Still Very Firm” - "Gets Intimate Online"


Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo posted on her Facebook page:

Ladies!!! It’s NOT a BRA. It’s a bikini top with a WIRE, the latest with tight short mini skirts. I’ve always told u my breasts are healthy, self-exam on the 11th of the month for breast cancer lumps, no implants. I have told ppl on social media that my breasts are firm, nipples pointed and hard and my wish is to get my pumpkins to half of Cossy’s.

I will be 49 in August. Wonder why my sons tell their pals I am SEXY and make my pics their profile pic on FB.
The read and pics get more interesting after the cut:

Nigerian women, #KeepITReal and stop the shit pretending. Keep ur pumpkins healthy. #LifestyleTIP. No make up and stay natural in the pool. POST YOUR PICS if ur woman is SEXIER!

Once again #GoodMorning #Nigeria. It's #MadamGovernor #LIFESTYLE Day.

What u are looking at is me dressing up. I have a new bikini top sent to me from my grown sons. My boys drank from these breasts so they know my size like they know their girlfriends sizes. I'm heading to Ibadan's Premier Hotel. My fave hotel around here still historical on the hill. I am going for a quick swim. I have been swimming in this pool since 5 years old. Friday mornings are great bcos every man in this SHIT city is at work and I never walk in there on a Sunday anymore. The guys STOP everything they are doing and their JAWS drop like " DAMN she is 48 and SEXY!" I am also 6 ft 2. with very long legs. 

Oh in case you don’t know who Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo is, one can describe Kemi Olunloyo in many ways, an outspoken journalist, media expert, advocate, politician, deportee, daughter of former governor of Oyo State.

#MadamGovernor #LifestyleDay: Proof that I'm actually having an #orgasm. My eyes, nose and mouth are turning the color of my outfit. How many orgasms are you having daily. A healthy amount should be 6. With a vibrator, u are lucky to get that on one shot. I dont like #prostitutes cos they get it in from every diseased man out there.

Here's a picture!
#KeepITReal
No man allowed near my PUSSY! Only machine!
Thank U Oyinbo man and Duracell company!
#STOPProstitution

KOO
@HipHossip @Snitchlady @MadamGovernorFB
@StopViolenceNg @TeenToronto @HealthReports
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So I have the pool to myself. The lifeguard is suppose to watch the PURPLE cap to make sure Im not drowning.

#MadamGovernor #LifestyleDay: I just had 6 #MULTIPLE #Orgasms with purple foam CUMING out of my mouth! #BAM.

It's now lunchtime and u are not allowed to swim after eating. Sex is food for me so since I use a Vibrator, I'm going straight in the POOL!

Here's a picture!
#KeepITReal
No man allowed near my PUSSY! Only machine!
Thank U Oyinbo man and Duracell company!

KOO
@HipHossip @Snitchlady @MadamGovernorFB
@StopViolenceNg @TeenToronto @HealthReports
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Outspoken woman that keeps on talking even when it threatens her life, she’s come under attack so many times but that has not stopped her in any way from posting comments online…

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