Monday, April 1, 2013

Love, Lust and Money: 4 Girls, 4 Guys, 1 Weekend – Part 2.


Love, Lust and Money: 4 Girls, 4 Guys, 1 Weekend – Part 2.

Like our other Stories and features in the series: Love, Lust and Money, which addressed several societal issues, we most times don’t want to talk about in the open and feel it TABOO.

Don’t hold your breathe, cause we know our story would inspire you to come out of the closet.

4 Girls, 4 Guys, 1 Weekend captures the lives of four Ladies, who met while on Youth service in Lagos; and their search for Love and Adventure.

What’s wrong with a Christian marrying a Muslim? What are the effects of Peer pressure? Do you encourage the oldest profession - Prostitution?

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          I quickly signed on some of the documents I have on my table, commented on some and made correction on those that needed to be re-typed by the secretary. I stood up and took everything with me as I headed for the secretary’s office, which was, adjourns my boss’s office. ‘Dupe dear, how are you today?’ I greeted her ‘I’m very fine ma and how are you too? I like your blouse, it is beautiful’ she replied ‘oh thanks honey, oga dey office?’ I inquired. ‘Yes, he just got in self’ ‘ok, please retype these documents and give it to Ada to cross check and sign, thank you’ I gave her the documents and I knocked on my boss’s door ‘yes come in’ he answered from within and I walked in. ‘Good morning sir’I greeted my boss, he looked up from his table and answered my greetings, ‘good morning Sandra, have you gone through the advert for the new product’ ‘yes sir, I have commented on it and these are the documents sir’. He held out his hands and I gave them to him, he opened it one by one and skipped through it. ‘Ok, these are good, you can go’ he said dismissing me. ‘Actually sir, I have an appointment with my doctor for twelve o’clock and I was wondering if I could take the rest of the day off sir? I asked meekly. ‘Are you ok, is everything alright?’ he asked concern written all over his face and I felt guilty for a second that I was just lying to go out to lunch with my friend Ademola. ‘Everything is fine, it’s just normal check up but I also have body pain’ I lied. ‘Ok you can go just make sure you clear your desk before going, take care’, he said. ‘Thank you sir’.

          I left his office and went to my colleague’s office Ada who happens to be my close friend.  How far babes, I’ve a date with your boyfriend and I’ve told Dupe to bring some documents for you to sign on my behalf, I will see you tomorrow ok?’ I told her, ‘not ok oo, where you tell oga say you dey go and I don tell you say make you no dey call Demola my boyfriend again’. She complained ‘I told him I was going to the hospital and why don’t you want to date Demola? He’s a good guy and he really likes you, would I lie to you and don’t forget he’s my best friend and I know how he feels about you, my dear he’s for real’ I told her ‘see you wey no believe in love wey dey advocate for love! Nawa’she said eyeing me. ‘It’s true, I may not believe in love but I never said all guys are bad and demo is a good guy, please think about it’ I explained to her. ‘Ok, I’ll think about it but no go tell am anything oo’ she said, ‘my lips are sealed’ I said as I walked out of her office. I worked for a while on my laptop and when it was eleven thirty I closed my laptop, took my jacket and left the office and drove to Ademola’s office. Demola is a PR agent and he owns his own company, he knows all the right people in the country and he can get you into any event you want to even if it’s strictly in by invitation. I walked into my friend’s office area saying hello to his secretary, ‘welcome sister Sandra, you can go in, he’s expecting you’.

          ‘Hi darling, how are you’ I said as I walked into his office going behind his desk to give him a hug. ‘I’m fine this one that you acting all sweet on me I know it’s because of what you want oo! He said. I released him from my hug and sat on his desk, ‘are you saying I don’t show you love except when I want or need something from you’ I said with mock anger. ‘Chill madam, I no fight you, I’m ready, let’s go’. We left his office for the restaurant; we made our order and settled for lunch. ‘So did you get the information I sent you this morning’ I asked. ‘Yes I did and I already have a list for you to consider, but can I eat first please? God knows I haven’t had any decent time to myself since you gave me this crazy assignment but why I am doing it for you is what I don’t know’ he said. ‘Well, I know why, you love me and you can’t say “no” to me’ I said smiling. ‘Yea right, anyway, giving the statistic, profile and qualities you gave me, I’ve done my research and I’ve seven men for you.’ He said and signaled to the waitress, ‘may I clear your table sir?’ she said smiling at Demola I smiled to myself, this chick is flirting with my friend and ignoring me totally, it’s time to show her who the queen bitch is.

          ‘Hmmw, I cleared my throat. ‘Excuse me, can you bring me a bottle of white wine’ she looked at me smiling politely and said ‘yes ma’am’ and walked away. Demola looked at me smiling, ‘don’t tell me your about to put that girl through what I’m thinking because she ignored you?’ ‘’sshhhh’ I put a finger to my lips to silenced him as the girl approached. ‘May I open it’ she asked, ‘what is this? I said red wine and you brought white wine?’ I said angrily, ‘no ma, you said white wine…’ she said confused. ‘Are you telling me I’m daft and I don’t know what I ordered for? I want to talk to your manager right now’ I said acting very angry, the poor girl looked to Demola for some help ‘sir, but I thought she ordered…..’ she was explaining but he cut her off ‘the lady said she ordered for red wine, apologize to her and go bring what she wanted’ Demola told her feigning anger himself.

          ‘I I I’m sorry ma’ she stammered, I waved my hand dismissing her. ‘Why did you let her off so quick’ I asked Demola, ‘common the girl was about to cry besides I don’t know why you are jealous’. ‘I’m not jealous but it’s not right to flirt with a male customer who has a female partner with him and it’s very rude’ I explained as the girl approached again. ‘She here is your wine ma and I’m sorry again about the misunderstanding may I open it?’ she asked politely now giving me her full attention, why do they have to make me annoyed before they do the right thing? She wouldn’t be in this situation if she had given us equal attention, I thought. ‘Yes’ I replied ‘can I have the bill? Demola asked. ‘Yes sir’ she said without even looking at him. ‘See what you have done, you have scared the sweet thing away’ he said pretending to be hurt. The waitress returned with our bill and Demola paid even though the date was suppose to be on me.

          We retired to the lounging area to continue the discussion; I sat beside him on the love seat. Demola opened his IPad and passed it to me, ‘this is Lekan, he’s a banker but he’s rich and as you can see for yourself he’s handsome and I think Amanda will like him, he has all the qualities she likes. He is a very busy person, not the jealous type, he’s a cheerful spender and he’s a friend. ‘Good, he’s perfect for Ama,’ I said.I scrolled on and stopped at the photo of this beautiful man ‘wow’ I said and looked at my friend, ‘please tell me he’s for me’ I asked eyeing him. ‘asewo buruku, anyway, because I know you very well I went out of my way to find you your perfect match and yes he’s for you’ he replied grinning as much as I was grinning myself, ‘tell me about him’ I implored. ‘Ok, his name his Habib, he works for Ex-oil, he’s the boss and also the boss’s son, he’s naughty and frank, he doesn’t like playing games, he likes to spend and here’s the good part, he likes you!’

          ‘Demo! How can he like me when I’ve never met him?’ I asked. ‘Remember when I told you some guys were interested in you the last time I used your picture as my D.P, and you said you weren’t interested? Well he’s one of them’he told me. ‘I’m so so interested in his fine ass and pocket, is he available this weekend?’ I asked, ‘for you, I’m sure he will be, let me call him’. He made the call putting his phone on speaker and I listened in as I held my breath, ‘how far guy, how hustle,’ Demola asked, ‘I’m fine oo brother, anything for your brother’ he replied. ‘Yes I’ve something for you, you remember that chick you saw on my D.P sometimes ago, the big hip girl?’ he tried to describe me, I eyed him for calling me ‘big hip girl’ ‘how can I forget her when I masturbate with her picture, what’s up with her?’, he asked, I’m sure he will be so embarrassed if he knew I was hearing what he was saying. ‘Well she is bored and she needs a guy that can show her a good time this weekend, are you game? ‘ wow, I’m totally game oo, are you sure she won’t change her mind?’ he asked, I mouthed ‘I’m game’ to Demola, he told Habib ‘no she won’t change her mind, I’ll send you her bb pin so you guys can talk’, ‘ok, I’ll be expecting it, you said she’s your best friend, give me inside info now, how do I please her’ he asked and Demola replied, ‘just be yourself and spoil her rotten, I’ll ping you lerra if I think of anything you need to know, bye’ he cut of the line and I released my held breathe.

          ‘Are you happy now?’ Demola asked, ‘yes I am, remind me to leave you a list of how I’ll like to be spoilt’. ‘You are not serious at all, can we move on now?’ he asked ‘yes boss we can’ I checked the next picture, he’s cute, I could see he was not tall and I knew instantly he was for Koyin and asked him, ‘who’s this?’ ‘That is Opeyemi, he’s a lawyer, a calm and collected guy, he’s just been jilted by his girlfriend but he’s ready to have fun again, I think Koyin and him will match, I think so too, ‘is the guy game?’ I asked ‘yes he’s game, I chatted with him this morning but I’ll have to call him back and tell him we are game too’ he replied. ‘Tell me about this one’ I asked pointing at the next photo. ‘That is Tony, he’s with the Naval force and he’s on three weeks leave from work, he has a love boat and he’s very adventurous, he called me himself and asked me to hook him up with a girl for the weekend, so he’s game’. He concluded. ‘Wow, you have done a great job, how much will this cost me?’ I asked. ‘Can you pay my bill? Go jor’ he said, ‘thank you sweetheart and I know of a way to pay you back but you still have to do one more thing for me first’I told him, he rolled his eyes at me, took a sip from his wine and asked. ‘What is that?’

          ‘I need to get these guys together and explain what I want for my girls’ I replied. ‘I don’t know about Habib, he’s busy during the week but I think I can get the rest together, when will you like to meet them’. ‘Today preferable, you know I can’t get any day off this week again’ I told him. ‘Sandra! Why does everything you do or want have to be impromptu?’ he eyed me. ‘No vex now, please work your magic’ I psyched him. ‘So where will you like them to meet you and what time?’ I asked ‘let’s meet at Troy bar in Ogba, 4 or 5p:m will be ok and you are coming with me, drinks is on me’ I concluded. ‘Funny, you actually think a table of four males will allow a lady to pay for their drinks? You’re a fraud I swear’ I said and he put the calls through on his phone, I’m happy to tell you that all males are available. We didn’t envision the traffic on the road but we still got to troy bar 4:10pm, luckily for us none of our guest was around yet. We ordered for a bottle of McDowell’s and two bottles of cook. ‘Demo, for all your troubles today, how about I pay you back with something you can’t reject’ I asked my friends, ‘hmm, I’m all ears oo’he said.

          ‘I talked to Ada today about you and I’m sure she’s into to you too, she’s just a little bit scared and playing hard to get, before when we talk about you, she usually says “NO”, but today she said “I’ll think about it”, and when a lady says that most time it means she’s into you already, by the time I finish with her on Friday, you can come pick her off to lunch’ I concluded. ‘You are serious, aren’t you?’ he asked giving me a big grin ‘yes I’m very serious’ I said returning his grin ‘yes you are right, the pay back is truly worth it, thanks sweetie’, he was going to hug me when his phone rang, he picked it up ‘sup, ok come right in to the inner bar’ he said into his phone and said to me, ‘that’s Tony, and Opeyemi just pinged me  that he’s almost here too, I told him where to find us’. Tony entered the room and Demola stood up to greet him and he turned to me, ‘wow, Demola, you didn’t mention you will have a damsel with you’ he took my hand and kiss, hmmm, what a gentleman, Koyin will surely like him. ‘Thank you, you are charming yourself’ I said, he sat down. ‘Wetin make them give you brother’ Demola asked Tony ‘make them bring cup make I join you jor,’Tony replied and Opeyemi walked in through the door.

          ‘How far guy, sorry I’m late, Lagos traffic na die’ he exchanged handshakes with the guys and said hi to me, ‘Ope, Tony this is Sandra and..’ his phone rang again and I guess it was Lekan, I was right ‘yea, inner bar, ok’ he said into the phone and said to us ‘sorry about that, I’ll continue the introduction when Lekan gets here’. Lekan walked in looking like the banker he is, I wonder how he got off from work though. ‘Sup guys hope I’m not too late’ he said taking a look at his watch. ‘No, you are right on time’ Demola answered him, the waitress came in and the Lekan ordered for Heinekens beer while Ope ordered for Star beer. ‘Ok guys, let me introduce you to each other, Tony, Ope, Lekan meet Sandra she’s the reason why we are all here, I’ll let her explain the situation herself to you’ Demola told them. So I explained my girls to the guy and told them why we’re doing this, I told each guy who his girls is and showed him her picture. I gave them a low down of what each girl likes and how to make them happy. ‘So are you game guys?’ I asked looking at them one after the other, each of them nodded their agreements.

          ‘Good, you guys can pick us up by 8pm on Friday and thank you for doing this for us, you won’t regret it’ I thanked them. ‘So where is your own guy or are you not coming with us?’ Tony asked. ‘Oh, I dare not miss the fun, I’m coming along, Demola will link you guys with my guy, Habib is his name by the way’ I told them. ‘Guys, I’ve to go now, I’ll see you guys on Friday’ I stood up and they all stood up and I hugged them one after the other, I left the room and Demola followed me out. ‘Please hook Habib up with these guys and bring him to date, no fuck me up ooo’ I said drawing my earlobe in warning. ‘Yes ma, trust me, he will be there’I entered my car and drove off. The second scene of my plot is concluded, let’s move to the third and if you don’t know by now, let me tell you I’m Sandra and I am “THE QUEEN BITCH”.

Written By Olatorera - @sexitee03 

Edit by @effiongeton 

In part 2 of Love, Lust and Money: 4 Girls, 4 Guys, 1 weekend. We’ve learnt we've still got a culture shock with the way people address issues and live their lives.

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‘Sea foods are aphrodisiac in nature and what aphrodisiac does to your system is that they make you wanna have sex, they improve your sex drive and makes you perform better, oyster is the best aphrodisiac but that’s not easy to find in Naija so we will make do with shrimps’ I enlightened my friends. ‘Wow, how come you are just telling us this, you are selfish oo, so what’s with the ginger? Koyin asked. ‘Well, you all know ginger is good for so many things but the one way concern us right now is how to use it on your honey pot. What it does to your pussy is that it cleans your pussy, soften it and make it tighter’ I told them winking. ‘nawa oo, and you said your mum told you this? Why didn’t mine tell me anything about this? Amanda said and we all laughed.‘So how do we use the shrimps and ginger?’ Bimpe asked. ‘well, you peel the ginger’ I said demonstrating ‘make sure you don’t use a big one, just as big as a your little finger, then you insert it into your pussy for like four hours but I like to do it over night, when you remove it in the morning, clean up with mild soap and warm water, sefini!’ I explained and each girl took turn peeling her own ginger.

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‘I’m an Extremely Jealous and Possessive Lover’ – UTI Nwachukwu.


Before Big Brother Africa in 2008, Uti Nwachukwu was little known. Though, he failed to win, but in 2010 he had a second shot at the reality show and came out tops, carting home a whopping $200, 000. Today, Uti has gone beyond BBA as he’s making impact in acting, modeling and music.
In an Interview with The Sun Newspaper, Uti speaks about his Sexuality, relationship with Beverley Naya, Marriage, why his a jealous lover and Stardom.
Bits of the Interview after the cut:

Jealous lover
Single and dashing, Uti declares that he is not only a jealous lover; he also wouldn’t compromise certain standards when it comes to choosing a life partner. So, seeing himself as extremely jealous and possessive, Uti’s prayer to God is to give him the grace to be able to shun jealousy and possessiveness.
He says: “I am an extremely jealous guy but I am praying to God to make me less jealous and less possessive. I believe that if you find somebody that’s for you, that person should be for you only. I’m a bit extreme because my lover must focus on only me. Now that’s a bit difficult and that’s why I say I am a very difficult person to be with. Perhaps, I’m very demanding when it comes to relationships.
“Apart from being a jealous lover I also expect you to give back to me what I am giving you. I expect 100 per cent attention and care and nothing less. So, it’s going to be hard but I know God gave me this standard in order to connect me with the exact person he has created for me.”
Stardom and women
With success comes women and Uti is not an exception. How is he handling the attention from women? Uti confesses that he gets a lot of attention from women but because he had a good Christian upbringing, he is able to handle it.
“I grew up around many women so it’s nothing special,” he discloses. “I have been getting a lot of attention right from when I was a kid. Even in school, I was a very cute kid and I had women all around me so it’s nothing special. The attention doesn’t make me out of character; I am not lost in the whole thing.
“I guess like they say, ‘God knows why he did not give lions horns’ because there are some people who would have this level of fame and would be swamped by women, sleeping with everything that comes in skirts but I am not like that.”
But then, on a more serious note, Uti says: “I see the female attention I get as appreciation for what I do and what God has made me to become and so it never gets to my head. I attribute it to maturity because fame did not come when I was a teenager but at 27 when I had seen and done it all. By then I had already done all the ‘doables’. I used to be very adventurous; I have had all shapes, sizes and colours of women, so for me, the fame came at the right time with the right discipline. I am not carried away.”
 Beverley Naya & I
Is it really true that Uti and Beverley Naya are having an affair? What really is the situation? Uti regards me for a while as ‘I-was-expecting-this’ smile breaks across his face. “Beverley…Beverley is my friend. She has even told the world that we are not dating. If we were dating, we would tell you people. But the truth is that I am a very personal person so even if I am dating her I won’t tell you. But just the same we have come out to say that we are not dating. Do I like her? Of course, she is a beautiful woman. Which man with blood running in his veins will not love a Beverley Naya. Are we dating? No. Are we close? Yes. And if anything can come out of it, it will be beautiful but for now nothing is happening. I think she is a sweet girl. She reminds me of one of my sisters. She had a good up bringing. She is very ambitious and hard working; she is poised for the top.”
Marriage
Uti is good looking, successful and upwardly mobile. When is he going to tie the knot? He responds thus: “I don’t know. I guess when ever God says I am going to get married I will get married. You will know when it is time but I haven’t met anyone that will make me say ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you.’ I have met people that made me feel comfortable here and now but when you look at it from the long-term perspective I am not moved yet.”
Then he adds confidently: “When I meet my wife I will know. I am extremely selective and my standards are sometimes unrealistically high. With the kind of mother and sisters I have, I don’t have a choice but to set my standards high. My sisters have made wonderful wives so it’s only right that I don’t settle for less. Though, I am very free and grounded, my standards are still very high. And it’s often my fault because I am not the easiest person to be with. You have to have a lot of patience and tolerance. Like I said, she has to be very patient, she has to give me all the attention. If I care about you I need your 100 percent attention.”

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British MP Quits Football Club Over Di Canio Hire.



MP David Miliband has resigned as Sunderland FC vice-chairman over the appointment of new manager Paolo Di Canio.
The former Foreign Secretary, who was also a non-executive director of the club, said he had made the decision due to the Italian's "past political statements".
In a statement on his website, he said: "I wish Sunderland AFC all success in the future. It is a great institution that does a huge amount for the North East and I wish the team very well over the next vital seven games.
"However, in the light of the new manager's past political statements, I think it right to step down."

Di Canio is a controversial figure who has previously admitted to being a fascist and has been photographed several times making a so-called Roman salute while playing for Italian club Lazio.
After making the salute against Livorno he received a one match ban and a several thousand euro fine.
In 2005, he told the Italian news agency ANSA: "I am a fascist, not a racist."
When he joined Swindon Town in 2011, the GMB union reportedly cut its sponsorship deal with the club in protest over Di Canio's views.
The 44-year-old joined Sunderland on a two-and-a-half year deal on Sunday after Martin O'Neill was sacked by the struggling Premier League side.
He left Swindon Town in February, having guided them to promotion from League Two in his first managerial role.
Sunderland's American chairman Ellis Short said: "Paolo is hugely enthused by the challenge that lies ahead of him. He is passionate, driven and raring to get started.
"The sole focus of everyone for the next seven games will be to ensure we gain enough points to maintain our top-flight status. I think that the chances of that are greatly increased with Paolo joining us."
Mr Miliband recently announced he would be leaving British politics to take up a job with a charity in New York, saying it was the right move to allow the Labour party to progress under the leadership of his brother Ed.